Ode to the Blingrupt

Ode to the Blingrupt Ode to the Blingrupt Twas ponzipaloosa, and the slithy brokerersDid scofit and fraudit in the Davy Jones Index;All bankholed were the financial sucktor,And the drivelatives quantitatively fassets teased.Beware the Econorrhea, my son!The defiscalation, the statiscry!Beware the greenspanspin, and shunThe derolexing priaponomics!He took his dollardrum sword in hand:Long time the creditastrophic foe he soughtSo rested he by the Econorrhea tree,And stood awhile in thought.And as in stimulescent thought he stood,The Econorrhea, with eyes of flame,Came misundermanaged through the fiscapocalyptic wood,And derivilified as it came!One, two! One, two! and through and throughThe dollardrum blade went snicker-snack!He left it dead, and with its headHe went coda popping back.And hast thou slain the Econorrhea?Come to my arms, my beamish blingrupt!O unbondaged day! Callooh! Callay!He chortled in his joy.Twas ponzipaloosa, and the slithy brokerersDid scofit and fraudit in the Davy Jones Index;All bankholed were the fina ncial sucktor,And the drivelatives quantitatively fassets teased.Check out a few more words from Recessionwires Recession Lexicon.Posted by Laura Rich, RecessionWire.comLemonade Maker: Jim Dowd, IT Entrepreneur Outplacement, Ho! Recession Briefing 3.3